@DirtMcTurd: My thoughts today are like underwear, I don't have any clean ones.
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@fro_vo: Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: what Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: WHAT Evil Queen: on the wall Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry
@sip_at_home_mom: Toddler misbehaves, but follows it up with throwing his hands in the air and yelling "Ta-da!" so he won't get in trouble. Stealing it.
@Parentpains: After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success.