My toddler is pretty particular about the brand of chicken nuggets I offer her for somebody who just ate a crayon.
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The bible says you can’t buy your way into heaven but there isn’t a church in the country that won’t encourage you to try.
So I asked my husband to buy 6 potatoes.
I said I was mad at myself.
My 4yo son looked at me. “There are fancier words for mad,” he said, fixing my hair. “You should say irritated.”
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All these poor newlyweds in quarantine just aging their marriages in dog years.