@TeaAndCopy: My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
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@One_FineMess: Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock.
@JJSummertime: Delivery! Mail! Dog! Bunny! A leaf fell! Wind! Nothing! Nothing again! -My dog's daily announcements
@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Clean up your toys off the floor. 4-year-old: You have to clean, too. Me: They're your toys. 4: It's your floor.