“We found the problem. There’s an entire sheep in your stomach.”
“Is that bahahaad?”
“Yes. It’s causing some internal bleating.”
My wife has been smelling gas at our fireplace insert for 25 years, and it’s electric.
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I’m watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit.
A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. “Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you’re supposed to see a doctor.”
Bahaha. Loving the support, maybe we’ll get this handled.
co-worker: ok who put seafood in the microwave
me: oh sorry does my lobster smell
co-worker: no he’s pinching people
[Bad magician coroner] is this your husband’s body
[Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband’s body
Can’t wait to watch the complex manoeuvres that will follow taking the first bite of a corn dog in the middle.
Spent a pretty long time watching the cat next door lounge in the grass before I realized he was a skateboard.
People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like “Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph.”