@simoncholland: My wife said we would save money on Halloween candy if we bought it at Aldi so I guess we're handing out Twicks, Skattles, and 4 Musketeers.
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@bobvulfov: Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now
@badbanana: Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town.
@CarpentersCrack: Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman.
@AbbieEvansXO: Me in my 20s: [faking it till I make it] Me in my 30s: [still faking it till I make it] Me on my deathbed: ANY day now