“You have nice eyes”
– she’s probably heard it a million times
“Jeepers, creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?”
– invites a dialogue
– reminiscent of a better time, before World War II
– could yield info on where to acquire good peepers
“Name?” queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs.
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Daughter: Mommy, what’s that thing in your drawer that goes buzz buzz?
Me: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
“Somebody needs to go to the store!”-mom yelling from the kitchen
“Jason, you think you’re somebody. Why don’t you go to the store?”- Dad
Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn’t want to go to the store…
He died doing what he loved: being alive
Sorry I used your baby’s bald head as a lipstick blotter.
I always imagined saving the planet would involve a silver jumpsuit and a sidekick robot, not separating glass and paper.
[the invention of money]
i want your stuff
“it’s mine tho”
what if i gave you a hard circle or a long paper
Okay with female deers & drops of golden sun. But always felt that “La” deserved a better identity than “a note to follow So”
Food bloggers could post a recipe for ice and it’d still be 3 pages long.