Me and my 4yo tried to high five each other for like 5 min which shows we are both very determined but also very very uncoordinated.
Never judge Darth Vader’s parenting abilities harshly when we live in a world where Toddlers In Tiaras exists.
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Him: I love Asian girls
Me: [trying to act all Asian]
*attempts to pick up chopsticks
*chopstick goes flying
*stabs him in the eye
Him: No, not like that
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Me to waiter: “I’m eating for 2.”
Waiter: “Oh, you’re pregnant?”
Me: “No, my sister was supposed to meet me here, but she can’t make it.”
Most of my upper body strength comes from trying to push a grocery cart through the store with 3 kids hanging on it.
Sometimes you have to put your phone down and take a look at what’s around you..
And wonder how you drove your car into a swimming pool.
So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you’ve hit,i will be removing mine
And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first.