2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks.
2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme.
Nice tan, what’s your race? Carrot?
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*sees other guys posting photos of their abs*
*posts photo of me washing dishes*
*gets hit on by every woman on the internet*
Just farted in 3 different languages! Thanks, Rosetta Stone!
[me on my death bed after being trampled at a one direction concert]
please tell people it was auto erotic asphyxiation
If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!
Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight
Jesus: WHO IN DAD’S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!”
*judas slyly slips phone back in robe*
Me: I think you mean LMAO, for “Laughing my ass off.”
That guy in 127 Hours who got his arm trapped under a boulder: No.