If I’m wearing the mask here’s how to tell If I’m smiling: I’m not.
Nintendo say they are protecting children from inappropriate language online by making their voice chat app so bad that nobody will use it
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“And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled.”
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“Jesse is so hot.”
Julius Caesar was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and died with a whole bunch of cutlery in his back.
Netflix should have a category called “easy to follow while looking at my phone the whole time”
Alien: Take me to your leader.
Me: (nervous af) Look my wife is following a diet and she’s not in the best mood today…
Prove you’re not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic
If I was Penguin’s attorney I’d request bail by saying “He’s no flight risk!” Then Hi-5 the whole courtroom but Batman.
I’d leave him hangin
Hansel: What if we get lost?
Gretel: We’ll just leave a trail of breadcrumbs to follow
Duck: Good idea
Duck: I mean quack
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Veteran: [terrified] And then he died.
Reporter: But what was it like only having to memorize 1 password for everything?