@JJSummertime: If I litter my sidewalk and steps with those little pumpkins, does it keep people out or make them trip or what?

@jonnysun: phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget

@StaciedeNOLA: If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's.

@weismanjake: People say I have an unhealthy relationship with my cat, but we've lived together for 9 years and we still have sex like 3 times a week

@candy_badass: Loneliness Status: Eating donuts and talking to the dog. He seems interested, but I think it's the donut.