@fart: no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh
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@jnapsalot: Came home to my husband watching ID Channel, dinner cooked and an empty sink. I have never feared for my life and been simultaneously turned on than I am in this moment.