@Contwixt: No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent.
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@DrakeGatsby: Wife: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?! Me: Well aren’t you a ray of sunscreen.
@Megatronic13: Me: I better make banana bread before all the bananas go bad *walks into the kitchen to find the bananas wielding switch blades* Me: h-how are you smoking??
@Wine_Honey1: I love people until they have the nerve to tell me & the inflatable swan that I was passed out drunk on all night, to get out of their driveway.