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@SaraMansford: No, I'm not "lackadaisical", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less.
@fro_vo: Tony Hawk: *does a 360*
Tony Owl: *does a 360 while doing a 180*
@Holy_Mowgli: *tooth fairy arrested for incisor trading*
@sarcasm_inc: *approaches your table*
*I hold out some cards with fake hands while my real hand pokes out of my shirt and steals your burger*
@BCMontgo: [concert venue]
Manager: Start the fog machine!
Me: *gulps* Fog?
*hundreds of frogs start falling on crowd
@lovvedess: You know what..... my ex should've kept me blocked