@outsmartedmommy: No one told me that part of motherhood is consistently looking like the before on a makeover show.
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@Tmoney68: I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
@GrantTanaka: before 2018 ends, I'd like to apologize to the guy who parked too close to me at the Family Dollar. Sorry for leaving that note on your car, I did not mean those things I wrote about your mother
@Darlainky: I lost a contact at the gym and while I was searching for it people started gathering around and long story short I teach yoga now.