@aimlessamers: No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger.
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@imence2: I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad.
@captainkalvis: date: [walking out of the theater after seeing happy feet] that was so cute me: [has a foot fetish] it was fine
@SaltyCorpse: 16: Our teachers won't let us charge our phones. Even if we're on 1%. It's not safe. Me: Nobody even put me in a car seat.