What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?
No thanks, Downward dog.
I’m already busy with Downward spiral.
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“Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in*
“THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!”
[voice from the back] “Nobody was going to.”
If experience has taught me anything, I’ve forgotten what it was.
boss: WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?
cw: WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?
me: literally never talk to me gary
Her: What’s your fantasy?
Me: It involves peanut butter…
Her: Mmmm. Where would you like me to put it?
Me: *hands her bread*
I’m so pro-life,
I believe life begins at erection.
It wasn’t a crisis until my mother heard about it.
What I lack in imagination I make up for in….stuff.
I haven’t cleaned my car in so long that I still have paper maps in my glovebox
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.