@dumbbeezie: No thanks, free health assessment. I don’t want to know what I’m doing to my body
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@bonehugsnirony: boss: can we talk? me: sure boss: people are afraid of you because you’re obsessed with the devil me: okay, first of all his name is lucifer
@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
@Bratterina: I dont mind splitting a bill on a date but if you ask me to work out the math part of it, then just get out my life buddy. I dont math for nobody.