@DaddyJew: No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with
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@Fred_Delicious: Age 8 - "I can achieve anything" 18 - "should I buy a lobster farm?" 28 - "if you are watching this then I have been killed by lobsters"
@Nikkeya08: Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite
@marinhubka: [sifting through mail] baby shower invitation? Haha, um no thanks, Linda. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want