@gabbybendel: nothing says 2019 like when you group text your family from the bathroom to bring you toilet paper
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@x_xaima: When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there..
@Julian_Deane: My computer keeps trying to turn me. asked if Im a robot again. No mate still not a robot.
@dave_cactus: MUGGER: *pulls out a knife* ME: *pulls out a jar of marmalade and two biscuits* MUGGER: Lovely.
@jwoodham: Can't wait to say "I haven't seen you since last year!" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends.