@KevinHart4real: Nothing worse than taking a run and then having to take a shit when your a mile & a half away from ur bathroom. I almost shitted in a bush
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@kica333: Before you buy anything online ask yourself “Am I prepared to see a sales ad for that same item on every social media site I visit until the day I die?”
@FatherWithTwins: WEIGHT LOSS TIP: Put your chips into a bowl instead of eating out of the bag. That way, you'll get lots of exercise going back to the kitchen to fill up the bowl 10 times as you eat the entire bag.