I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess.
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[at parent-teacher night]
Teacher:*looking at my coffee tumbler*
I see you’re a coffee enthusiast, too
Me: Coffee? Oh…yeah, coffee*wink*
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