Obviously you don’t think you’re ignorant! That’s the meaning of ignorance!

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IT guy: Your keyboard won’t work because it’s full of crumbs.

Me: *flashes back to eating Nature Valley granola bar at desk* Weird.


I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like “Oh she’s cool she’s one of us.”


Me: wow your hands are so soft
Murderer: omg really
Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use


I just switched my doorbell to the sound of a shot gun loading.


“looks like a burrito fell out his pocket, hes crawling up to get it and crying. thats gonna cost points” – commentators on my snowboard run


If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you’re an inmate & tweeting from prison.


We all have that special someone in our lives that we wish would get run over by a truck.


Just got myself some new
memory foam shoes.

Maybe now I’ll remember
why I walked in the room.


the human has made quite the sandwich for lunch. but when i placed my chin on their knee. and looked up at them softly. they only offered me. a piece of lettuce. nobody talk to me. for the rest of the day