@Michabean: Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high.
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@stephanieck72: I am the kind of person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough
@JediGigi: Her: I'm really upset. I need some sound advice from my smart and trusted friend. Me: [mouthful of Doritos] Who dat gonna be?
@_steamy_mac: "Sorry, I have to take this call." "That's a banana. And it's half eaten." *covers banana with hand "I don't tell you how to do business."
@Michael1979: MY TOP 3 PROBLEMS WITH DUCKS 1. Vulnerable to attack by foxes b/c they're too lazy to learn karate 2. Out of millions of ducks, only one (Scrooge McDuck) has conquered the business world. PATHETIC SUCCESS RATE 3. Too many handouts. GET A JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN BREAD YOU LAZY DUCKS