@Holy_Mowgli: OH NO I DROPPED MY THERAPY HOT DOG
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@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.
@papasuncle: Just took an antibiotic and a probiotic and now my body will fight itself to the death!
@PleaseBeGneiss: MOB BOSS: I think we have a rat ME: *writing* I’ll pick up some traps and cheese MOB BOSS: not that kind of rat, you idiot, one that likes to talk ME: ohhh got it *crosses out cheese and writes in podcast*
@3sunzzz: The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.