@Holy_Mowgli: OH NO I DROPPED MY THERAPY HOT DOG
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@RCKruseKontrol: ME: *coughing* I'm sorry my voice is a little hoarse. CHESS PLAYER: did.. did you just swallow my knight?
@Samzen_: Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY.
@Zombieionism: Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren't making phone calls on, every year.