Inside the heads of four JCrew models.
Oh no I just accidentally did everything wrong all my life
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You have no idea how many windows you have until someone is working on your gutters.
Me: Can you bring me a burrito
Him: you want me to come over?
Me: no. I want a burrito to come over.
It’s about time you stopped being a bystander and became a passerby.
“Better safe than sorry,” I say, as I key my phone number into the side of his car
FRIEND: Nice old house. Is it haunted?
FRIEND: Really? By who?
WIFE: [from kitchen] YOU LOADED THE DISHWASHER WRONG.
ME: The ghost of my mother.
You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
My neighbor doesn’t like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.
[pulls away from kissing] do you ever pretend nfl players with dreadlocks swinging around under their helmets are predators