@SortaBad: Oh, you love me? Name three of my recent emotional breakdowns
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@laurajennyjo: *knock knock* Go away I'm not home "I can hear you" I can hear you too..go away "I brought food" What kind of food
@vanderwangwe: The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
@NewDadNotes: God: you’re a decapod. Crab: what does that mean? God: it means you have 10 legs. Crab: b-but that’s too many legs. God: at least you don’t have a hundred. Crab: why would someone have a hundred legs? Centipede: yes God why would someone have a hundred legs?