@pondermymaker: Oh you think I’m funny? Name three of my jokes.
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@rachelaxler: dough: a bread, an uncooked bread ray: of sun that cooks the bread me: a gal who eats the bread fa: ther also eats the bread so: da bread’s a kind of bread la: vash is another bread tea: a drink. anyway, bread! that will bring us back to dough
@ImaFlyontheWall: Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from "The Sleeping Disease"
@GuacamoleJesus: *at plastic surgeon's office* ME: Make me pretty. SURGEON: How about implants? ME: Naw. SURGEON: Filler? Me: No thanks. SURGEON: I can replace your arms with sharks. ME: You have my attention.