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@Gooooats: Oh, you want to know if I'm a good kisser?

*puts cherry stem in mouth*

*spits out entire wicker bed and makes out with you on it*

Oh, you want to know if I’m a good kisser?

*puts cherry stem in mouth*

*spits out entire wicker bed and makes out with you on it*

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