@DarkerWillow: Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin.
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@Crunch11b: Every time someone says, "at least it's a dry heat," I want to stab them with a box cutter. *at least it's a short knife.
@ericsshadow: If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed.
@AcerbicSuburban: Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan.