@WakeVII: OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.
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@Playing_Dad: Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit
@nerdreign: Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes.
@FU_TangClan: my wife wants to take the kids out which would be great except she wants me to go too