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@knot_eye: *on the phone*

Me: I'd like to order a 12" cheese steak.

Him: Sure. That'll be $13.39.

M: How long will it be?

H: Uhh, a foot?

M: ...

*on the phone*

Me: I’d like to order a 12″ cheese steak.

Him: Sure. That’ll be $13.39.

M: How long will it be?

H: Uhh, a foot?

M: …

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