“I’m not good enough.”
-Implies this is as good as you will ever be
-Does not acknowledge your hard work
-Ends your journey
Punching the ground and declaring “I…I must get stronger!” like in anime
-Recognizes how far you’ve come
-Useful for defeating the Demon King
One Mississippi… two Mississippi… just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.
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GUY 1: I beat cancer
GUY 2: I backpacked thru Europe
GUY 1: So what?
GUY 2: And I didn’t tell anyone about it when I got back
GUY 1: You win
How do you tell someone you’re the one I want without sounding too much like John Travoltra in Grease.
“We survived WW2 we can get through Brexit!”
“Gareth you are 41 and have never even gone paintballing what the absolute shit are you talking about”
Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain.
KIDNAPPER: We’re gonna kill your wife if you don’t pay
ME: *making wind noises* I CAN’T HEAR YOU I’M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL
I recently got invited to a party with lots of attractive people and learned that I am very good at being ignored by lots of attractive people
[internet meet up, 1999]
Maybe I shouldn’t go. They might murder me.
[internet meet up, 2019]
Definitely going. Hopefully they’ll murder me.
instagram: wow, everyone is way more put together than i thought
twitter: wow, everyone is way more fucked up than i thought
facebook: wow, grandad is way more racist than i thought