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@TheBeerGuy73: Only God can judge me.
*gets hit by lightning*
@WilliamRodgers: Me: I only smoke weed because of Cancer.
Mom: You don't have Cancer!
Me: So it's working...
"So, what are you wearing?"
A nice blouse and a light sweater. Sensible shoes.
@KKAlThani: David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut.
@TheThomason: New Joker looks like he has the Memento disease and needs a bunch of tattoos to remind him he's the Joker.
@TheBoydP: *holds flashlight up to face*
When I was a kid we only had one uncoated pain reliever that started dissolving the second it hit your tongue.
*3 millennials faint, 2 vomit*