@noogscorner: Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.
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@momsense_ensues: Having a conversation with my oldest we came to this impasse: 5: No mom, not chicken the animal, chicken the food! Me: Oh man, buddy...I’ve got bad news for you.
@DothTheDoth: Practice self-care like vampires: sleep all day, eat all night & outlive everyone who has ever loved you.
@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Hearing now that the government closed the Grand Canyon. Not sure if they roll a tarp over it or how that works.