@pakalupapito: out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
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@kelllicopter: opening gifts that say ‘from mom & dad’ and knowing that dad is going to be just as surprised as you are
@rachelle_mandik: am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise
@novicefather: A breakfast buffet at my funeral so people will be happy. But with soy bacon and chia seed pancakes so they know it's a time to grieve.