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@MarfSalvador: [Outside court]
Reporter: How does it feel now you've cleared your name?
@simoncholland: Are we sure the wise men who brought frankincense and myrrh weren't just trying to sign Mary up for their essential oils pyramid scheme?
@xLiserx: My adult coloring book is filled with pictures of people paying bills, washing dishes, & tugging at their belly fat in front of the mirror.
@AndrewChamings: date: so what do you do?
me: *doing a huge amount of karate* adderall
@dog_feelings: sometimes. i will yawn really big. and soon after. the human will also yawn. i have yet to decide. what to do with my powers
@curlymalloy: I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!