@hunz74: Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly.
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@benharnett: I interviewed 300 high achievers about their morning routine, and you will never believe, they all have inherited family wealth.
@sofarrsogud: FRIEND. My daughter just hates her job ME: My dogter loves hers F: You mean dau.. ME: *shows her a pic of a puppy in scrubs* She's a dogtor