I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye
15 passed his driver’s permit test today. so going forward this will now be a parent horror-comedy account.
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.
My mom was a little overprotective. She made me wear a helmet every time I rode my bike. It was an exercise bike and I was 19, but hey, her house, her rules.
I asked my mom what she was doing and she said oh just watching trail cam footage and I asked of what? And she said, of a man stealing a trail cam.
I know people don’t like when I get political, but if you’re going to vote, it should be during an election.
It’s Open Mike Night at the autopsy lab.
money maker
you never know what burdens people are dealing with
Thank you to the army of faceless accounts boosting my content
Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.
We all like to think we’re smart. Idk why I’ll click and make sure the car is locked just to see the lights go on 2-3x.
Extra lockiness.
Come closer…..and let me just rest this pillow on your face.
We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up