Those who do not remember the past are doomed to lose on Jeopardy.
Gonna put this on a dog and blow some minds
I never knew an entire box of cereal was a serving size until I had a teenage son.
Winnipeg!!
I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.
I am thick and tired. 🙄
In other news, I found my car keys in the air fryer.
just had an email from my barber saying that his shop is back open and offering ‘one to one appointments’, which implies the existence of the somewhat terrifying ‘group haircut’
Basically, any European coat of arms:
That time a cat set off an atomic bomb in my coffee
Silence of the Lambs is so relatable to me cuz I also understand the importance of moisturizing
could’ve been anyone
Me: *smugly* I couldn’t name any Taylor Swift Songs
Them: I think she already named them.
Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the 20 minutes I use to angry scream.