People on twitter be like “yeah I’m married, but it’s not that serious”.
[canadians at you, canadianly]
Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute
Indiana Jones And The Two Dudes Who Lost Their Cars.
Finally going to watch Titanic, no spoilers please.
I’ve been watching far to many episodes of Extreme Homes. I want one made of containers, w/solar panels,heated floors, recessed lighting, indoor pool w waterfall/swim up bar, and windows to the ocean & garden on my roof. Floating.
They’re doing a meeting activity called Escape Room and that pretty much sums up what I’m trying to do.
Her: Stop undressing me with your looks.
Me: Sorry! There, I just redressed you.
Her: You idiot. I wasn’t wearing this!
If you think one of my tweets is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.
I understand my credit score the way I understand the tides. It moves up and down and has something to do with the moon I think
*gets notification I’ve been added to your “Hi” list
adds you to my “No” list*
I’m in the South. I’m the only one who ordered vegetables with my dinner.
90% of moving to a new house in the summer is just figuring out which switch turns on the ceiling fan
*getting kidnapped*
Me: wait, I need to pack 34 outfits
Spelling “Mike” using the phonetic alphabet is easy.
That’s M as in Mike. I as in the second letter in Mike. K as in… you got it… and E as in euphoria.