My therapist told me to set a boundary with my family so I built an electric fence around my house. This therapy stuff is really working!
The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.
I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.
Just took a bite out of a rotisserie chicken like I was bobbing for apples
I’m sorry, I didn’t hear one word after you said, “pie chart”
If you get banned off Twitter now, you get X-communicated
aaaaand send
Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough
There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.
I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.
Who called it a French guy that has a cat rather than Jean clawed?
Looking at the huge commercial success of the ‘Barbie’ movie means I’m already bracing myself for the inevitable ‘Mr. Clean’ movie starring Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
people often debate spf levels, but i’ve always found the most effective sunscreen to be the roof of an air conditioned house
I optimistically invited guests for this weekend while my house was unusually clean and now a week later I see why that was a mistake
I’m never more in denial than when I pack running clothes for a weekend trip to the beach.