damn. it takes a long time to soft boil 3 eggs when you don’t even turn the stove burner on in the first place
“Can I copy your homework?”
“Sure, just change a few things so it’s not that obvious.”
“Ok.”
I’m a Florida 4, but a Walmart 6, so I’m a Florida Walmart 5.
my depression: I’m sad
my anxiety: but why now I’m worried
my depression: nothing to worry about I’m sad for no reason
my anxiety: oh cool but honestly I was just gonna worry anyway
I don’t cook, I more so… Dabble in the kitchen 😏
– me flirting
First it’s not safe INSIDE, now it’s not safe OUTSIDE. Who benefit? Big door.
Nothing says ‘I love you’ like an echo chamber
Don’t you hate it when you trip and fall and an entire pizza accidentally jumps into your mouth?
Thursday
I read that playing mind games will keep your brain sharp. I’ll start tonight by acting like I’m not mad when I really am mad.
My son knows he can’t use the f word in public and he certainly can’t say it in front of his younger sister or she’ll want to use it and also he thinks the f word is “phone.”
I would’ve worn my short shorts and my striped tube socks if I knew I was going to be walking around in sepia tone all day
Today I learned Amazon orders deliver quicker if you press send on the order?
what machine says: do not remove card
what I read: remove card
Received an email that my “services are no longer needed effective immediately” & “good luck on your future endeavors”. Frankly I think my wife should have told me in person.