“What’s your favourite childhood memory?”
Not paying bills.
Don’t tell me about your problems. I have to explain to my son why all of his baby teeth are in my nightstand.
Thank heavens for community notes
Before Fatboy Slim was an international DJ he was a chef for William the Conqueror.
He was a Norman Cook.
you could not pay me to delete this app
watching the vp debate, in any election year, is time you will never get back. time you could be using to learn a cool new skill. you could learn how to make pottery. you could make weird little bowls and shit
girls will be like “this is my comfort movie” and it’s texas chainsaw massacre.
I don’t go to parties that are “8 ’til late” because I think those two things are the same.
Good morning
ah yes….my favourite videogame
I was doing a family shoot and asked the kid (8) to step out the frame so we could get a shot of the parents kissing. The dad is kissing the mom and the kid goes ‘it’s been a long time since I’ve seen them do that’
Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.
I try not to tweet when I’m happy…because I respect you guys and what we do here.
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint department they have to stir it for you
Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in