The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.
Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans
@Lottie_Poppie I’m at my ideal weight. If I was a baby blue whale
My summer body has been pending for about ten years
“can’t you take a hint?” bro I don’t even understand literal stuff
“Let me slip into something more comfortable”, I say with a wink then come back in twice as much clothing as before
I just went to the all-you-can-eat buffet at Ceasars Palace and ate so many different meats, it’s like Noah’s Ark rught now in my stomach.
Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.
The single most HARDEST thing about being an immigrant in the US is knowing that regardless of my sacrifices, my beliefs or the beauty in my soul, I, too, may one day be allergic to gluten
Husband trained 5 well. Every time we have rain, she stands at the window with her hands on her hips and says, “we really needed this.”
Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.
Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse
Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.
Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it