me when i smell free food in the break room
Me when I hear gossip
Welcome home! How was your trip? Do you want to hear the good news about your plants or the bad news about your cat?
All week the kids have been asking me where the hairbrushes are, I just checked and they’re in the bathroom drawers exactly where they’re supposed to be, which is apparently very confusing for my children
He instantly became one of the bros
I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.
Good morning
Best Halloween decoration so far. 😅
My 6yo announced from the bathroom that he has good news and bad news, how scared should I be
This billboard speaks to me
This salon has a picture of their bathroom in their bathroom and I love it so much
i’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (i love you)