The most maddening thing about having a cat is when you can’t find them and start panicking and sweet-talk-hollering for them and shaking the treat box and nearing a panic attack — and they come yawning and stretching out of some nook or cranny like “Wow, you are being so loud.”
My husband says he doesn’t understand why I hate grocery shopping so much, because he doesn’t mind it. And by “grocery shopping,” he means a quick run to the store for ice cream, treats, and snacks. You know, the “essentials.”
Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?
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take me down to the opposite city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
6 year old: I saw a car today that was kind of cool but very ugly. Have you seen it?
me: yeah, I’ve seen it
Got 7yo a cellular device so he could make emergency calls.
Yesterday’s emergency call: 4yo won’t eat her shrimp after I said she had to and he wanted to make sure I knew. 🍤
I just watched the uncut version of Scarface…….it’s called Face.
I’ve been saying this for years: Every major airport in America is leaving money on the table by not having a nail salon
unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”
“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.
There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.