*bites off stem and rolls apple into hospital lobby
I believe we’re entering the ‘training for hell’ phase of summer.
Okay this nightmare isn’t going to realize itself
Ran into my neighbor in the hall and she told me she can’t wait to meet my partner.
…soooo I guess she’s heard me talking to myself.
I walk around my yard a lot and usually I’m singing softly to myself as I do, which looks like I’m talking to myself because I’m not even listening to music, which is probably why people cross the street before they pass by my house
why you guys always think you were some cool person in your past life and not a fly that lived for like 24 hours, settle down
My girl knows I’d never cheat on her because she would need to arrange it and remind me 37 times so I don’t forget
This is my emotional support chloroform rag
Support your local cemetery
People on twitter be like “yeah I’m married, but it’s not that serious”.
[canadians at you, canadianly]
Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute
Indiana Jones And The Two Dudes Who Lost Their Cars.
Finally going to watch Titanic, no spoilers please.
I’ve been watching far to many episodes of Extreme Homes. I want one made of containers, w/solar panels,heated floors, recessed lighting, indoor pool w waterfall/swim up bar, and windows to the ocean & garden on my roof. Floating.