He instantly became one of the bros
I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.
Good morning
Best Halloween decoration so far. 😅
My 6yo announced from the bathroom that he has good news and bad news, how scared should I be
This billboard speaks to me
This salon has a picture of their bathroom in their bathroom and I love it so much
i’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (i love you)
“what’s wrong with you” right now or in general
We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups
Dad died last year. I had the job of clearing his house out as I still
live in the same town. Found twelve thousand pounds in cash stashed in various hiding places. Haven’t told my siblings.
If there’s something strange. In your neighborhood.