I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
I hope you folks are recycling correctly
As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.
every time I roll over in the middle of the night
starting my period on election day because i’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country
[spotify ai voice] ayo it’s ya dj, x. comin up, i’m gonna play you some music that sucks
babe wake up, it’s stupid outside
I basically called this earlier today
I counted the yard signs in my neighborhood, and “ADT Home Security” is going to win in a landslide.
American voters doing the deep research today before voting.
I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
I’m just going to flip my omelette here
Anddddddddd
I’m actually having scrambled eggs now
Hey Australia, who won the election tomorrow?
DON’T JUST TAKE PHOTOS! BUY! 😡
