it’s been 10 years since the rumour came out…
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Does anybody flutter a cape like Adam Driver and yet he still has not played Dracula in a movie possibly because he is sort of playing Dracula in every movie
I’m embedded with a mall-walking group. Tomorrow, we’re splitting a Cinnabon eight ways.
every video on here is a staged fight called something like “Was the Nurse Right to Yell at the Patient🤔” with 1.3M comments that say “imho if I were the nurse i would yell at the patient”
people keep asking my pregnant ass what my cravings are. when you ask me that question my craving becomes a gun and a double shot of whiskey
Alright hear me out: gigs in the morning. 8am doors, 9am showtime. Coffee at the bar. Church shouldn’t get to corner the market on morning entertainment anymore.
If I was a weather man I’d leak the weather early to pretty women
I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.
just got on my email and unsubscribed from a bakery that i bought a cake from 3 years ago. after unsubscribing they sent another email saying ‘are you sure a friend didn’t unsubscribe you by mistake’? how often is that situation happening.
Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen
they’re just heading into the office early to ketchup on some paperwork
